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Sunday, March 3, 2013


Ever wonder why you don't find dead penguins in Antarctica Where do they go? Well wonder no more

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. 

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of  the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, When the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried, the male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:   

                         "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
                         "Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

"Then they kick him in the ice hole." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!