God Moves in Mysterious Ways

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.  His parents had tried tutors, mentors, in fact everything,  but nothing worked. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first day, little Zachary came home and went straight to his room and started studying. His mother was amazed. This continued day after day and he kept hitting the books diligently. His mother watched and tried to understand what had made the difference.

Finally, Zachary brought home his report card. To his Mom’s great surprise and delight, Zachary had got an 'A' in math. 

She could no longer hold her curiosity and said, 'Son, what was it?

Was it the nuns?'

Zachary shook his head, and said, ”No Mom”..

Well, was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?'

Zachary answered, 'Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't  fooling around.'

Happy Easter Everyone