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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man takes his turn to be served, "Can I have some raisin bread please?"

The raisin bread is on the top shelf so the assistant pulls over the ladder and climbs up get it. The man is standing almost directly beneath her so he get an excellent view of her thong as she descends the ladder. As she steps off , he says “On second thoughts can I get two loaves please? She turns and goes back for the second loaf.

By now other male customers in the store notice what is going on and in turn begin to requests a loaf. After several trips the assistant begins to wonder, "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

Atop the ladder she looks down at the forming queue and sees the next customer, an elderly man. Thinking she can save herself another trip, she looks at the elderly man and says, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "but it's quivering a lot.."