One Monday morning the postman delivering the mail, noticed a David, a homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.
"Wow, David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the Postman commented.
David, in obvious pain from a head ache, replied, "Actually we had it Saturday night.. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday. We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I?'."
The Postman thinks a moment and said, "How do you play 'WHO AM I?' ?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.."
The postman laughed and said, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."
"Probably a good thing you did," David responded. "Your name came up 7 times."