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Friday, January 4, 2013

The Mexican Maid

The Mexican Maid.......................asked for a pay rise.

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The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”