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Thursday, January 3, 2013

The Night Nurse

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
“Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!”

 

(oldie but still goodie Ralph)