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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Spaghetti and Meat Balls

imageFor years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided  she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or  his marriage they agree she should get a settlement and go back  to Italy to secretly have the  child. Then he would continue providing for her and the child until it was 18.

But one complex matter remained as to how he would know discretely when the baby was born. The solution they agreed was she would mail a post card with 'Spaghetti' written on the back when the child was  born. He would then arrange for the Child Support to begin.

Eight months later, he came home to his confused  wife.

'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card  today.' and handed it to him to read. As he read the card,  he turned white, and then fainted.

On the card was  written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,  Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra  sauce!!!!!