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Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Candy With The Hole

This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
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Using Lifesavers a school teacher had her children learning to identify flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

All the kids did well until the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the bids could identify the taste.

'I will give you all a clue,” The teacher said

It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl ,immediately looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!