A doctor that had been seeing a 80 Year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her last checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep."
She reach out and patted the young doctor's knee. Yes dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in a glass of orange juice that my 16 year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.