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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Hang in here Sunshine

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

           What  is the difference between girls/women
Aged 8, 18,  28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?


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At  8
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You  take her to bed and tell her a  story

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At 18

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You  tell her a story and take her to  bed
  



At  28
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You  don't need to tell her a story
To take her to  bed
  



At  38
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She  tells you a story and takes you to  bed

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At  48
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She  tells you a story to avoid going to  bed

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At 58

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You  stay in bed to avoid her story
  



At  68
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If  you take her to bed, that'll be a  story
  



At  78
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What  story? What bed?
Who the hell are  you?
  



According  to the
Office for National  Statistics

190,374

People  are having sex right now

212,130
Are  kissing

And one poor ole fart
Is reading  emails

You  hang in there sunshine!