Three hillbillies on a riverbank were fishing and sippin' a little shine.
One said, "I swear I am married to the dumbest woman in the county. She bought a TV and we don't even have electricity."
Second one said, "
That's nothing, my wife just bought a washing machine and we don't have running water."
The third hillbilly said, "Mine's got both of yours beat. I was looking through her purse the other day. She had a package of rubbers in there and she doesn't even have a dick."