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Thursday, May 26, 2011

I Love Dry Slippers

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A 96 year old man goes to a pharmacy and orders Viagra.

“Can I have 6 tablets cut in quarters please?”

The pharmacist says “A quarter tablet won’t give you a full erection”

“I don’t want an resection.I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers.”