Recession Feedback

When the Recession hit in the US ........it hit everybody. even me. I  got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Here is some other feedback

• Wives were having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
• when the bank returned your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you would call and ask if they meant you or them.
• McDonald's was selling the 1/4 ouncer.
• Angelina Jolie was adopting children from America .
• A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico .
• A picture was only worth 200 words.