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Monday, May 23, 2011

The Frog and Golf

 

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A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.


He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,


Ribbit 9 Iron.'

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The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'

He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the
cup.

He is shocked.
He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.

'Ribbit 3 wood.' The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.


The man is befuddled and doesn't know What to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the Best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'

The frog replies,'Ribbit Crown Casino..

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They go to the Casino

and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'


The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'


Upon approaching the roulette table,


The man asks,
'What do you think I should Bet?'

The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is amillion-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the manFigures what the heck.
Boom!


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

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The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.


He sits the frog down and Says,'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.'


The frog replies,'Ribbit KissMe.'

He figures why not,Since after all the frog did for Him,He deserves it.clip_image005

With a kiss, the frog turns into a young 17-year-old girl.


'And that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.