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Sunday, August 15, 2010

'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby

The body builder takes off his shirt
And the blonde says,
"What a Great chest you have!'


He tells her,
'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'
"What massive calves you have!'

The body builder tells her,
'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and
The blonde goes running out of the
Apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes
Back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why
She ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies,
'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite 
After I saw how short the fuse was!'