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Friday, August 20, 2010

Black Eye

For years the conventional wisdom advised that the best
treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of cold, raw meat on it.

While the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in
the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the
recovery of broken
blood vessels that cause the black and blue
marks around the eyes.
Studies have shown that application of warm meat
is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

Administer treatment until pain & swelling are gone.

Warning:Some secondary swelling may develop!