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Thursday, August 26, 2010

JIMMY’S NEW TRUCK


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One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.


'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'

'Tammie gived it to me.' Bubba replied.

'She gived it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya,
but a new truck?'
'Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell ya' what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off'n the
road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!'

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'Bubba, yore a smart man!
Them clothes woulda never fit you!'