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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Keep off the grass

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw to men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me!"

"Bring them along!" said the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, "you can come with us, too."

"But, sir, I have a wife and six kids!" he answered.

"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer, as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as a limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are to kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!"