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Wednesday, June 30, 2010


Police today recovered a man's body floating in the Brisbane River.  The man's name is not released as his family has not been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excess beer consumption, combined with a drug overdose.   He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a "Rudd for PM in 2010 " t-shirt.  He also had a cucumber in his rectum. 

Police removed the Rudd t-shirt to spare his family embarrassment.