Police today recovered a man's body floating in the Brisbane River. The man's name is not released as his family has not been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excess beer consumption, combined with a drug overdose. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a "Rudd for PM in 2010 " t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
Police removed the Rudd t-shirt to spare his family embarrassment.