Pat and Mick are working at the local sawmill. Mick slips and his arm is severed by a bench saw. Paddy puts the arm in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks about Mick.
The nurse says, 'he's in Rehab exercising'. Paddy couldn't believe it, but yes Mick was exercising his re-attached arm.
A couple of days go by, and Mick is back at work and once again slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
Paddy dutifully puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to hospital. The Next day he asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, 'He's out in the Rehab again exercising'. And sure
enough, Mick was doing serious work on a treadmill.
Very soon Mick comes back to work. But within a couple of days he has another accident and this time severs his head.
Wearily Paddy puts his head in a plastic bag and transports it and
Mick back to the hospital. Next day when he goes the nurse breaks down and cries and says, 'He's dead.'
Paddy is shocked. 'I guess that saw finally did him in eh?'
'No', says the nurse, 'Someone put his head in a plastic bag and