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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Wants to Keep It


clip_image001Hillbilly, Herman James, was drafted by the Army, and on 
the first day as an enlisted man, he was given a comb.


The following  day, the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.
On the third day, the Army gave him a toothbrush.

The next day, the  Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.
On the fifth day, he was given a jock strap.


That afternoon, Herman  disappeared, and the Army is still looking for him.