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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Fireman;s Sex

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,

'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

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'From now on when I say BELL 1'

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled'

BELL 1!'

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

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When he yelled '

BELL 2!'

The wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled '

BELL 3!'

They began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled '

BELL 4!'

What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?

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'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied

'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

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