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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A LITTLE FLAB !!

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One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the bottom and said...

'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top knickers.'

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While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent
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The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....


'You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra.'

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This was
beyond

a silent response...
So she rolled over
and
grabbed him
by his

'DANGLER.'

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With a death grip in place,
she said...

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'You know,
if
you
firmed
this up,
we could
get rid of

the Gardener,
the Postman,
    the Milkman

               and

Your
Brother !!!!!