Maz, That is a big if statement Thanks for the warm and fuzzy insights I wonder who actually writes this stuff, Highlighted in the dots points are my responses Cheers Gordon
If you can start the day without caffeine,
why would anyone be asleep all day
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
who cares I like being grumpy anyway
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
easy I learned a long time ago no one listens so I write blogs now.
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, that’s bullshit.
Who wants lettuce sandwiches for the rest of their life?
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
I do understand and I know all my loved ones are the same. But I wonder if when they find out I have cut them all out of my will that be true?
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
everyone can. It’s human nature isn't it?
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
easy just drink
If you can relax without liquor,
easy just get some pills
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Who needs sleep when your high on drugs anyway
...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
Yes I did but You do know us husbands always rank below the family dog. Isn’t it amazing we are such wonderful people.