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Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Great Comeback Line


A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For  the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his  privates.

A  woman walks past and says,  snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He  raised an eyebrow and  replied,

"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."