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Saturday, March 28, 2015

This is a puzzle called Lateral Thinking ..

We are dispensing the jokes  and doing a puzzle today..(thanks to David Brown)

I know Robert and John will have no problem but who knows, all the rest may surprise themselves. Even Maz, who told me she went blonde last week. Also Jerry will have no problem.but we will understand if you miss a few. Bob let me know how you go ?

Here's how it works . I give you a word equation (in the bold) and you try to solve it

man

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board


Ans. = man overboard

Got the hang of it. but just in case we will do one more together.

One thing so this is not complete mental torture, the answers follow a bit below. But if you scroll too quick you see them and that spoils the fun. So scroll back a bit to hide it and then try to guess, before you look.  I found it fun and just so you what you have to beat, I got none. 

stand

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i

 

 

 


 

Ans. = I understand


OK . Got the drift ?  Let's try a few now and see how you fare on your own?


/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

 

 

 

 

 


Ans. = reading between the lines


r

road

a

d

 

 

 

 

 


Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?  Redeem yourself.


cycle

cycle

cycle

 

 

 

 

 


Ans. = tricycle

easy ha .. yes how come you and I didn’t figure that out ?


0

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M.D.

Ph.D.

 

 

 

 

 


Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !  I can say that now ….

 

knee

light

 

 

 

 

 

 


Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )


U can prove u r smart by getting this one.


ground

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feet feet feet feet feet feet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !  But I love it ….How many got it backwards and guesed  “feet on the ground”

ecnalg


 
 
 
 

 


Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !  but I se why ,, bit boring that one


death ....... life

 

 


Ans. = life after death

Hm ..alright clever dick Barry. I know you got that one

For the rest of us here is a last chance ...................


THINK

 

 

 


Ans. = think big ! !


And the last one is real fundoo - - -


 

abababababababababababababababababababab...

 

 

 

 

 


Ans. = long time no 'C'  
what an anticlimax …lol


 
 
 

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