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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Engineered Medical Service

An engineer could not find a job, so he opens a medical clinic with a sign that says

“Get Cures for $50, or Get $100.”

A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the engineer and earn a quick $100. so he visits the clinic, claiming to have lost his sense of taste.

The Engineer asks his Nurse to bring the medicine from box no 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.

Patient (doctor): spits out the medicine, saying "This is not medicine, its gasoline".

Engineer: Congratulations, you have your taste back. That will be $50 please?

The Doctor annoyed, returns after several days to recover his money, this time claims he has lost my memory and can't remember a thing.

Engineer: Nurse, please get box 22 medicine and administer 3 drops in the patients mouth.

Doctor: "That medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the doctor.

Engineer: Congratulations, your memory is back.. ..That will be $50

After several days the Doctor, now very angrily, returns for one last try, this time claiming his eyesight has become weak.

Engineer : I don't have any medicine for that. Please take this $100

Doctor : But that is $50 note.

Engineer: Congratulations, your eyesight has got better.That will be $50 please?