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Monday, March 23, 2015

Careful where you step

Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”

"Yes?”

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”

"Have you arrested the woman?”

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Doesn't matter when you go to wash the floor, some bugger walks on it!!!