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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Advice for Good Hearted Only

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor spotted Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later,  when the doctor examined Morris in his rooms he commented, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't actually say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.