At a London school a teacher asked all the class what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out – fireman, policeman, salesman, tradesman etc. .etc..
Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher asked him about his Dad.
“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him. “
The teacher quickly set the other children some work to do and took Billy aside to ask him was that really true.
“No” said Billy, “He plays cricket for England but I was too embarrassed to say”.