I went down this morning to sign up my dog for unemployment benefit.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw unemployment".
So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no friggin’ clue who his father is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dog gets his first cheque on Friday!
Damn this is a great country.