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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Mixed Emotions

Bob and Lynda were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". 

Bob turned to Lynda and said, " that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

LYNDA said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."