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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

What’s for dinner darling

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s’ voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner my Love?  Chicken,beef or lamb?" 

I said,"Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied"You're having soup, arsehole. I was talking to the cat."