After landing my new job as a B & Q greeter - a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, obnoxious woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to B & Q."
The vile woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they're not twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just f*"^ing stupid?"
I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice....
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at B & Q."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.