My wife, , asked me to paint our en-suite toilet seat so I did it when she went out for the afternoon. But she came back sooner than expected and you guessed it. Yes she was in that toilet before you could say Jack Johnson
Anyway the first I knew of it was when she screamed out “I’m stuck”. The epoxy paint, still not set, had glued her to the toilet seat. And despite a lot of grunting and pulling, in the end I undid the seat bolts wrapped a sheet around her and drove her to the emergency room.
Now try to get a mental picture of this. As the doctor examined her, she tried to lighten the embarrassment, saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The bemused then Doc replied, "Well actually, I've seen lots, I’ve just never seen one so nicely framed."