A man riding his Harley along a Victorian beach when suddenly above his head the booming voice of the Lord said 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said 'Thanks can you build a bridge to Tasmania so I can ride over anytime I want.
The Lord said 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Take a moment more to think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said' Lord. I wish that I and all men could understand women and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?