To make it straight, she pulls it.. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It's hell of a job threading a needle!
Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend. 'The man next to me is masturbating!' Bf: 'Ignore him.' Gf: 'I can't.' Bf: 'Why not?' Gf: 'He is using my hand!'