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Friday, September 30, 2011

Aborigine Sailor

imageAborigine goes for a job at sea.
The Captain says, "Have you had any experience away at sea?
"No", the Aborigine says, "But I'm honest!"
The Captain takes him on, and off they sail.
After three weeks at sea the Aborigine is busy mopping the decks, when
a big wave crashes over the boughs and sweeps the Abo overboard.
The 1st mate goes running to the Captain.
"You know the Abo we took on - the one who said he was honest?"
"Well he has just fucked off with your mop!"