$280,000 Mortgage

Young Joseph had an accident with his bike so for his birthday asked his Dad for new one.

His father said, 'Son,we'd love to but our mortgage is $280,000 and we just can afford it right now.'

The next day Joseph was heading out the front door with a suitcase. His Dad saw him and asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

Joseph replied, “Last night I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I she told tell you to wait because she was coming too.

I'll be damned if i‘ll stay here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no f*#ken bike.”