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Monday, February 28, 2011

A Good Scrabble Dabble

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER
:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


THE EYES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY
:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS
:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS
:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT
:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO
:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW
:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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