A German lorry driver in a pub in Newcastle was saying how lazy the British are.as he told some friends he drives his load from Hamburg, goes through Holland, Belgium, up to Newcastle and back to Hamburg in two days.
An old Geordie man listening nearby mutters.......Way Aye man....I used to pick up my load in Newcastle drop off in Hamburg and be back in Newcastle the same day.
The German trucker snorted and said....Oh Yeah....what rig were you driving ?
The old fella replied....... A LANCASTER BOMBER !!!!!!!!!!