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Monday, April 27, 2015

The Elevator

An Amish man and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The man asked, 'What is this, Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
They watched with amazement, as a fat lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
clip_image003The walls then opened and the lady rolled into a small room and the walls closed,
The man and his father then watched the numbers light up sequentially. They saw it reached the last number, then light in the reverse clip_image004order. 
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old stepped out.
clip_image005Not taking his eyes off the woman, the father, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother, quick '