Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.