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Friday, September 19, 2014

The New Zealand Press...

A guy is at  Auckland zoo with his kids when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's  cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to  pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. 
The guy runs toward the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a  powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of  the girl, and the guy brings her to her terrified parents who thank him  endlessly.
Nicky Hager, also at the zoo visiting his family (the simians)  has watched the whole event. Hager addresses the guy , 'Sir,  this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen in my life.'
The guy replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind  bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' 
Nicky Hager says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a  journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front  page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliations do  you have?'
The guy is embarrassed but replies, 'I'm an SAS grunt just  returned from Afghanistan and a National party supporter'
Nicky Hager  notes all this down then leaves.
The following morning the guy  buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front  page:

SAS SOLDIER ASSAULTS  AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

And that my friends, pretty  much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.