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Monday, September 15, 2014

Racy Lady

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

"Dust."I said, and I guess I was lucky because she just laughed ...

Then she countered with a hint about what she wanted for anniversary the next day.

"Darling I would like something shiny that goes from 0 to 120 in less than 5 seconds."

So next morning I got up early and went out and bought her a set of bathroom scales.

That’s when the fight started......