My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
"Dust."I said, and I guess I was lucky because she just laughed ...
Then she countered with a hint about what she wanted for anniversary the next day.
"Darling I would like something shiny that goes from 0 to 120 in less than 5 seconds."
So next morning I got up early and went out and bought her a set of bathroom scales.
That’s when the fight started......