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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Wrong Bus

Two Irish mates leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk home.'
'Me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus .'
'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.
At the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?

“I can't find a No. 91'
“ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.