This one really brought a tear to my eye......very moving.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stamped them flat...
'Well, we're not having any of that gay stuff in our garden' she said.