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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Grandparents’s Answering Machine

Good morning . . . At present we are not home. Please Leave a message after the beep.
beeeeeppp ....

    • If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5
      in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.
    • If you need us to stay with the children, press
    • If you want to borrow the car, press 3
    • If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4
    • If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
    • If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
    • If you want us to prepare a mea! l for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 7
    • If you want to come to eat here, press 8
    • If you need money, press 9
    • If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater, start talking ...... we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"