Grandparents’s Answering Machine

Good morning . . . At present we are not home. Please Leave a message after the beep.
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• If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5
  in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.

• If you need us to stay with the children, press
  

• If you want to borrow the car, press 3
  
• If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4
  
• If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
  
• If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
  
• If you want us to prepare a mea! l for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 7
  
• If you want to come to eat here, press 8
  
• If you need money, press 9
  
• If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater, start talking ...... we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"