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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Ingrish as it is spoken

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,

You have passed all the tests, except one.

It is a simple test of your English language skills

Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said,

You must make a sentence using the words

Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,

'Mister manager, I am ready.' The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green,

And I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre. No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have.