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Saturday, April 14, 2012

God and his Seamstress.

One day, a seamstress was sewing by a river and her thimble fell into the water.

When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord reached into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires..
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'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. clip_image002Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's clip_image003honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'

'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked..
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'Yes,' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'


The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
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Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.

Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral  Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,
All Us Women

Editor’s Note .

Stories about morals can be oxymoronic especially when based on women's logic..Anyway what's so good about George Clooney?

(An oxymoron is a figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side.)